Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep – Parking Panic

The first round of Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep is nearly over! Tomorrow, Friday August 24th at 9 AM EST, the results of the fourth match will be posted right here on Adventure Rules. If you missed this submission by Git Gud at Life, I fully recommend you check it out before the results are posted tomorrow!

Git Gud at Life

Sup Competitors,

Welcome back to GGAL

Today is a special post because it’s my entry to round one of the Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep competition. If you would like to read the full details for round one, you can do so here.

If you are the lazy type, here are the rules for todays event…

Competitors: Frank Fontaine (@gitgudatlife) and Charles Jericho (@AlexSigsworth)
Designers: Pix (@Pix1001) and Reaper (@ReaperActive)
Match Date: August 20th, 2018
Results Date: August 24th, 2018
Word Limit: 1000 words

It’s Villain Con and each competitor is on their way to buy expensive merchandise and listen to panels while surrounded by other uncomfortable, sweaty introverts for hours at a time. Alas, when they reach the parking garage, the only spot left is on the fifth floor. They’ll have to reverse into the final parking space, but to…

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“Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep” round 1: Charles Jericho in “Parking Panic”

The final match of round one is in full swing, and today I’m sharing the post submitted by Alex arguing for his chosen villain, Charles Jericho. Check it out if you missed it and be sure to come back Friday, August 24th, to find out the final semifinalist for the Blogger Blitz!

Alex Sigsworth

The official schedule of the first round of Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep!

via Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep – Round One Match Schedule — Adventure Rules

I’m not going to explain what this is about, if you want more context, read the original post.


The wanted criminal Charles Jericho was in a race to the final spot in a parking lot on the fifth level.


For some reason, an old man was walking down the centre of the IN lane very slowly. Normally he’d run them down, but wanting to maintain his cover, he decided to offer the man a drive to where he was going – the fifth floor. He looked like Mohandas Ghandi.


Whizzing around the 2nd floor through the air was what appeared to be an amorphous pink ball of living matter. Normally, he’d shoot this down like a clay pigeon, but wanting…

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Blogger Blitz Round 1: Blogger Blitzception

What happens when the King of Evil must write a blog post by manipulating a three-headed monkey to do his bidding? That’s what Teri Mae seeks to answer in this week’s Blogger Blitz match! Go check out her submission and be sure to come back tomorrow, Friday August 17th, at 9 AM EST to see the final results!

Sheikah Plate

Hey everyone!  By some unexpected chance, and though I hadn’t planned on participating this year, I am yet again a competitor in the coolest competition around!  For those of you who missed it the first time check out Ian, at Adventure Rules, blog.  He not only lists the round challenges and the overall rules, but that’s also where we will find the results!  Yay!  If you want to skip that article (BOO!  Shame on you!) then here’s a little explanation of the rules:

  • Each round of the competition has a 1000 word limit for round 1. There are no limitations on writing style.  Remember to pack your 1000 words with content that helps to prove why your character is the best at the event!
  • Within your own post, you define the circumstances and how difficult it is for your character to overcome the event. So be sure to craft…

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Blogger Blitz: Round One: Blogger Blitzception

This week’s Blogger Bliyz match is in full swing, and if you missed the posts I’ll be reblogging them right here on Adventure Rules! First up is FlameFlash from the gaming blog Monk of Mists, who chose Sigma from the Mega Man X franchise as his villain. Will Sigma’s machinations be enough to claim the first round? Find out Friday, August 17th, at 9 AM EST here on Adventure Rules!

Monk of Mists

Okay, so first off, if you have no idea what I’m doing, neither do I. If you want a bit more background on what’s going on, I stumbled on this really cool idea over on twitter, which led me to a search for an alternative.

What the crap is Blogger Blitz and why is it in this space? Because it’s related to gaming it’ll chill over here. Blogger Blitz itself is the brainchild of Robert Shepard from

You can find more details about the competition over here. Meanwhile if you’d like to learn more about those participating, Robert has an awesome post here.

Finally, if you’re curious about the events of round one, they’re outlined here.

Let’s get this party started!

As a minor aside, this post was prepared prior to Teri Mae joining the competition but fortunately this particular challenge I felt was more…

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Round 1 – Great Baddie Bake-Off: The Arbiter!

It’s almost time for this week’s Blogger Blitz results! For those who missed Luna’s submission, she wrote an excellent argument in favor of the Arbiter, Thel Vadam. Be sure to read her post before the results go up tomorrow, Friday August 10th, at 9 AM EST!


Happy Monday Novas! Today is our entry into Round One of the Blogger Blitz: Black Sheep Competition! Don’t know what the Blogger Blitz community event is, click here for official rules and the lineup schedule. I am competing against Chris from OverthinkerY and his champion or should I say Villain, Master Xehanort from the Kingdom Heart Series. Below is  my case for why Thel Vadam, formerly known as The Arbiter will smash the competition! Power up Players for the Great Baddie Bake-Off!

Why did I accept this invitation again? I’m a great commander of the covenant armies and I am here with this Heartless Apron heartless that is a size too small and a counter of appliances…. NO INGREDIENTS! At least old Xehanort over there was slighted as well. He’s bald, smells like Bengay and doesn’t look like he has a clue on what’s going on. This is going to…

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Totalitarian Tea Time: Marjolaine vs. Bowser

If you missed the entries for this week’s Blogger Blitz match, you can check out Athena’s submission here! Can Marjolaine overcome Bowser in Totalitarian Teatime? Find out tomorrow (Friday, August 3rd, 2018) at 9 AM EST!


Sometimes, it feels so good to be bad. And with the shiny and new Black Sheep edition of Blogger Blitz, brought to you by the amazing Ian from Adventure Rules, this paragon has a chance to see if Gypsy Rose was right: “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”

Round Oneis finally here, and today’s lineup is…

Blogger blitz roundWait, what? You mean I have to face off against one of my best friends? Well that doesn’t seem cool….

But this is what I mean when I say that sometimes it’s so good to be bad. Instead of facing off against each other, LightningEllen and I took a bit of a different approach. So definitely head over there and read her angle, because we are villains unconstrained by rules.

So it’s Marjolaine vs. Bowser. Orlesian bardmaster versus a Koopa king with perseverance. Who will prevail against…

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