Cordially, Fish

Adventurers, I’ve been traveling for a couple of days and have not had the opportunity to write the promised post about the stories I wrote as a teenager. That post will come most likely on Sunday. Saturday, there will be an update addressing my trip these past couple of days and some issues with the blog that I noticed while I was away. I apologize for the lateness of the posts for the past couple of days. In the meantime, please enjoy these jokes about fish.

Dear Paper Mario,
If you jump into my bird bath again, I will gnaw your legs right off. And if you think it’s odd that I live here, why’d you think your massive butt would fit?
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Link,
Princess Ruto wants to know if you’d rather have red or white roses at the wedding. Also, she wants to have the wedding at the Water Temple. Please respond as soon as possible.
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Game Developers,
Why in the world can all your heroes breathe underwater? That’s basically the only thing we have going for us. Don’t just hand it out to everyone else.
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Mega Man,
This letter is to inform you that we are no longer willing to serve as ammo for you. Being shoved into that tiny Mega Buster is very uncomfortable. Plus you paid us way less than you promised.
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Undyne,
You’re an inspiration to fish everywhere. Can you please reply with an autographed letter so we can make a shrine to you?
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Pokemon,
Why do all of us look alike? Why are all of our stats the same? You’re making us look bad.
Cordially,
Fish

Dear Fish,
I AM NOT MARRYING RUTO!
Cordially,
Link